Some family members from Nova Scotia thoughtfully picked out some Christmas gifts for me, wrapped them up carefully and with love, and sent them to me in a package.
Canada Post decided that since it wouldn’t fit in the locked mailbox it would be left on my porch unattended and unsecured.
You stole it.
Nonetheless I wish you a Merry Christmas, I hope you don’t feel too guilty about stealing gifts from my loved ones, I hope they fill your heart as much as they would have mine.
In the new year, I hope your financial situation is better, your moral situation is better, and your ethical situation is better. You obviously have less than me, be it money, possessions, love or family.
I cannot be mad at you, I can only feel very sorry for you.
Merry Christmas, enjoy the gifts,